With the original mastermind's health, not doing so well (please keep him in your prayers), the torch was handed off to us. We hope to follow in his footsteps and make everybody as happy as he did!

We do not accept returns or exchanges unless the item you purchased is "REALLY" defective. There is no cancelling/I don't want it anymore/I need money so I'm returning it. If you receive a defective item, please contact us with details of the product and the defect. YOU MUST DO THIS WITHIN 1 WEEK. We'll help you fix the problem. There is no, 1-6 months after purchase, contacting us and wanting a replacement for something wrong. We don't care if you accidentally spilled coffee/beer on it, stepped on it and cracked it or misplaced it.

1) I'm using my 13 year old PS3, and that's my only Blu-Ray player, how come my disc plays weird or acts goofy???

STUPID QUESTION, We're not answering that for people anymore!

2) I just saw you posted something new and I really, really want it!!! I don't have/can't afford to spend $25-$35, can I trade in something I bought 3-5 months ago for it? I never got around to watching it yet.

UGH... SHUT UP!

3) Sending in request lists, even though we've asked you not to be doing that. We actually do everything on your request list. You haven't bought 1 thing on your previous 2-3 request lists and keep sending more on a daily basis.

So long, nice knowing ya!

4) I'm X, Y or Z's mother or father and my son or daughter used my credit card without my permission. Gimme my money back.

FUCK YOU, NO! :)

5) I can't get my 7.1 Surround Sound System to vibrate the room or have it come out of every speaker like a movie theatre. So, I don't want it anymore. I want to send it back for money.

I will roll my eyes and disable your account.

6) Can you edit out the swear words in the show? I don't want to hear vulgar language in my household.

Sorry... Bye, Bye Account!

7) Can you make that $29.99 4-Disc Blu-Ray set at the store into a 1 disc for me?

NO!

8) I want that show where all the original tapes were destroyed 30-40 years ago. Nobody in the world has it. Can you make it for me?

You know... Let me get in my time machine and see what I can do!

9) My brother/sister/cousin/dad/etc. is dying and doesn't have much more to live. Can you send some FREE stuff my way since all these hospital bills are so much money?

STFU

10) How come this works on my nice 4K player in the living room and when I try playing this in the car on a portable blu-ray player it jumps/skips/won't play right?

REALLY... Use your brain and think about it. Come back to me when you figure it out!